My Mad Dream of An Essay
Remember that time you ate that spicy sopita just before you went to bed on the night before the big game ? Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election. When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the [ adjective ] details, but after reading " On Self-Reliance " and " A Sound of Thunder " it's all coming back to you now. The dream started badly. You were in line with your family at a gym waiting to be sent to the losing side. Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect willy Wang Jr, looking like a crazy chimpanzee who could eat a whole planet. Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "Ne te quaseveris extra" You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to fight for it. But it wasn't easy. First you had to put on a fancy jersey and cape and then you had make a teleporting machine to go back in time to the gym so you could convince pe...